Chad jordan

Chad jordan is one of the fattest bitches at starkville high man pulls no bitches at all and has zero game man, tried to pull my girl and i got 12 SCREENSHOTS ON THIS NIGGA BRO MAN TRIED AND FAILED that shii is crazy yk what else is neveah aslo said that shii was small.... hat shii is wild fr

chad jordan u is a bitch... lol

by urabitch101 April 3, 2023

Chad Kensington

A Rich 1980s Conservative who makes weird faces, he’s a huge pussy due to being sheltered most of his life. He’s also a momma’s boy, he is scared of Jason Voorhees.

Jenny: Did you see how Chad Kensington was screaming like a girl because of a Spider lol
Deborah: Hah! I know! He is just so Yellow.

by TyeTheGuy75 May 9, 2020

chad the impaler

The potentially best male porn star name known to mankind. Based off the legendary historical figure Vlad the Impaler who also impaled thousands.

"Oh man, I get to film with Chad the Impaler, I hope he spikes my rectum"

by cjt119 March 13, 2019

Chad-Ram

To get absolutely blitzed on stimulants and go about your day like a primal gorilla that escaped from an abusive Zookeeper of 14 years. While these stimulants are kicking you typically see a “Chad-Rammer” clenching his jaw like he hasn’t had food in years and/or nearly becoming deaf because of the viciously loud EDM and house music combo destroying his eardrums all day.

Stimulants may include: adderall, cocaine, caffeine, nicotine, possibly a minimal dosage of ketamine.

“dude I got like negative sleep last night I’m gonna have to Chad-Ram harder than ever today”

“bro you tryna come to the library and Chad-Ram this 10 pager with me?”

by yung cheerio December 15, 2022

Boone Chad

A man who is around 25-45 years and they think they are intimidating when in reality they’re goofy asf.

Student 1: Oh that’s the disciplinary AP, he acts intimidating but I don’t think he is
Student 2: Oh god, the fucking boone chad

by North Gwinnett Middle School March 8, 2023

Divine Chad

The Ultimate Man. The chad to out chad any and all chads. The Alpha male of alpha males. Not even the legendary Giga Chad can compare to this. His jawline is a strong yet perfect 116 degrees. He shlong is at least 10 inches long. His neckline is strong enough to cleave through DIAMONDS. His abs are hard enough to grind meat and cheese on them. He literally has shoulders the size of his head and veins popping out of his body. Don't try to stand up to this guy. If you try to anal rape him your spine will break just from the sheer thickness and size of his incredible ass cheeks. You picking up what I'm putting down son? You think you do but you don't. Dude is literally Divinity incarnate. Just by being in his presence Women AND Men will immediately orgasm because he has that much Chad Energy. You're happy with your wife? Dude he will steal every bitch in the country and make them his by tearing their asses apart with his diamond hard cock. Not even the N word passes unlimited power can rival this guy.

The Divine Chad across the street stole my girl yesterday.... I also need a new pair of underwear.... and pants.

by Stop That Rn December 25, 2020

Chad

Is the name for a specific type of social group: The Jocks
The kids who participate in sports in schools.

note* This group doesn't have to be dressed in their uniforms, usually a person can tell by the others they hang out with or just the way they look. I gave this explanation above because it gives a visual to connect the word submission with the definition

A group of football players with there jerseys on walking across campass would be defined as "Chads"

by t-tapper October 30, 2011