by Jana_Banana April 10, 2019

by Rigid May 20, 2022

Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!
by Tarix__ December 12, 2018

Phil is the definition of cool.
From his imaginary long hair to his amazing ball skills when playing Rocket League.
His rugged Phil Collins looks are there to marvel and His singing voice sets him apart from the competition because it’s fuckin awful!
Phil also is usually the ‘longest’ in the shower.
From his imaginary long hair to his amazing ball skills when playing Rocket League.
His rugged Phil Collins looks are there to marvel and His singing voice sets him apart from the competition because it’s fuckin awful!
Phil also is usually the ‘longest’ in the shower.
The legend that is Phil
by Genesis1985 November 24, 2021

A tall douche with black hair and blue eyes who picks on his short and stumpy sister who lives near Schitt's Creek. He prefers Angus, no anus! Both, shall do. Phil, please don't play hide the sausage with the poor animals. You might give them Covid and my children won't be able eat for weeks!
Sister: If you don't shut your trap, I'll climb you like Jack the Beanstalk and hit you like Rick Flair.
Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!
Moira
Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!
Moira
by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 28, 2020

The act of licking your entire palm into a nice frothy lather then smearing it on an unsuspecting friends face.
by Hourswillgetyou February 28, 2016
