carl

The smartest guy in school and a good friend.

person 1: that new guy is really smart!
person 2: yeah he must be a carl

by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019

Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.

Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj

by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023

Carl Cuddles

Highly effective remedy to the common (and less common) cold.
Available typically on the East Coast of Australia in the Sydney region.

Proven to reduce cold and flu symptoms up to 75% upon application.

Limitations, however, include effectiveness to only beautiful tiny dancers named Rebecca.
This has proven frustrating to the rest of the female population, but the said Rebecca in question doesn't seem to care.

Rebecca felt much better after her Carl Cuddles.

All the other girls wish they had Carl Cuddles, but they're just going to have to deal with it.

by CBrom85 February 27, 2021

Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.

"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

Carl Blackmon

A straight bhaddie that gives good top

Bro Carl Blackmon is the best

by Yzydhdhwjs January 18, 2022

Carl support

When the court orders the mom to pay a deadbeat dad child support because the deadbeat dad is hiding his self employment income.

Woman 1 "let's take our kids to Disney Land! They deserve it!"
Woman 2 "sorry, I can't afford it."
Woman 1 "Are you still paying Carl support?"
Woman 2 "Wow, he is such a loser!"

by Read it! July 10, 2025

Dirty Carl

When one of your work mates brings in all manners of illnesses and passes them on to everyone else.

I'm going to have to take a week off Boss I was sat next to Dirty Carl the contagious twat...

by Bonkbobbignose January 22, 2021