Bianca Zipper

The feminine form of Benjamin Button. Otherwise known as a woman who aging in reverse.

Becky: Oh em gee, is that a leather top? Ugh, why is she slutting it up so much these days?

Vanessa: Chill the fuck out, Rebecca. She didn't get this opportunity at 19. She's a Bianca Zipper.

by nocharge May 15, 2023

Dirty Zipporah

when you're fucking your best friends sister, and they walk in and you end up playing soggy biscuit and all share it while anal fisting each other.

Woodside rager was mad especially the Dirty Zipporah

by Zipporah's Sisters Minge August 16, 2023

Madonna Zappatrice

A common 'bestemmia' used mainly by idiots who's name is 99% of the time Liam. Madonna Zappatrice is used by Liam to trigger Sebastiano's teakwondo skills that may be lethal.

Liam: "Madonna zappatrice di cappelle nel culo"
Sebastiano: "Liam non si dicono le bestemmie porco dio"
Liam: "Adesso scappo se no mi uccidi con il tuo taekwondo del cazzo"

by L'inter fa schifo October 17, 2023

Orange Zipper

A place Trump's sycophants kneel down before.

GQP representatives lined up in front of the Orange Zipper to demonstrate their fealty.

by Tahobo Jr. June 14, 2024

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper"

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper, it's got me flooded.

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.

The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025