xyl

HE IS THE BEST TSB PLAYER IN THE WORLD BROS A BLUD FOR REAL

Dang bro that guy xyl is so tuff and rich he fr a balenciaga ahh blud

by theblud December 1, 2025

Xylan

Xylan is basically him, he’s just that guy. He is Batman.

Girl 1: yo who’s that sexy beast over there??
Girl 2: that’s THAT GUY Xylan, he’s him girl.

by Meenalea December 2, 2025

meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

by chickenblender October 7, 2008

Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016

Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016

Rusty Xylophone

Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.

"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!

by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017

Juicy xylophone

The action of shitting into your dad’s mouth and he then proceeds to swallow it and throw it up back into your ass hole

Friend one: “Do you know where the juicy xylophone is?”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”

by Hdtjfsthcsgczf December 9, 2019