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Get the Witnessing mug.A rare, underground-dwelling people believed to have originated after the legendary Jenovah Convention of 1934. Of the 3,500 attendees, 890 were known as the Sons of Jenovah, eyewitnesses to the miracles performed by Jenovah himself. Consumed by jealousy, they turned on their Father and slaughtered him.
In a brutal battle within the convention hall, the remaining 2,610 attendees rose up and defeated the Sons of Jenovah. Only 16 survivors emerged from the bloodshed. These survivors swore an oath of secrecy, vowing to live hidden underground and to abduct any surface-dwellers who dared speak of Jenovah again.
These Jenovah’s Witnesses have an unusually long lifespan of 320 years. Over generations, they split into 8 distinct clans, each with its own surname and customs. Due to centuries spent underground in isolation, their appearance has become... unsettling. Distorted by time, darkness, and perhaps guilt, they are widely considered to be shockingly hideous—described in some accounts as “fugly beyond mortal comprehension.”
Today, they remain a mysterious and feared presence, their story passed down in whispers, warnings, and the occasional missing-persons report.
In a brutal battle within the convention hall, the remaining 2,610 attendees rose up and defeated the Sons of Jenovah. Only 16 survivors emerged from the bloodshed. These survivors swore an oath of secrecy, vowing to live hidden underground and to abduct any surface-dwellers who dared speak of Jenovah again.
These Jenovah’s Witnesses have an unusually long lifespan of 320 years. Over generations, they split into 8 distinct clans, each with its own surname and customs. Due to centuries spent underground in isolation, their appearance has become... unsettling. Distorted by time, darkness, and perhaps guilt, they are widely considered to be shockingly hideous—described in some accounts as “fugly beyond mortal comprehension.”
Today, they remain a mysterious and feared presence, their story passed down in whispers, warnings, and the occasional missing-persons report.
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Get the Jenovahs Witness mug.Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“
Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“
Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“
Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“
Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“
Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“
Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“
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