Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.

I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.

by ko0tje August 12, 2017

lip reading

Also known as "speechreading", lip reading is a communication technique of understanding speech by watching a person's lip movements, facial expressions, and gestures, which can be enhanced by any residual hearing. It's a skill used by many people with hearing loss but also by the general public in noisy environments to aid comprehension. The technique is not foolproof, as many sounds look alike on the lips, and a complete understanding relies on context and other clues.

During the lecture, I noticed she was lip reading to keep up with the professor, especially when the classroom got really loud.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic

by Captain OCD October 30, 2022

Carter read

Whoever has this name is a dickwad

Fuck you carter read!

by Frostyfrog2 August 1, 2022

Read the red words

A phrase coined by TikTok celeb Jen Hamilton. It refers to the red words in the New Testament of the Bible, which are words that Jesus himself said.

You need to read the red words, you MAGA scum

by Jadyn_Sage June 15, 2025

To read the Bible

To masterly beat the nob

Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back

by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019

Bethany Read

Bethany is the best girl you will ever know. She is so beautiful. Kind. And is a great person. She is really hot. And take it from me she really sexy. She understands you and other people and you will never want to leave her side. - take it from me her gf she is amazing.

Bethany Read you are so talented. I love you.

by sparkplug201 October 1, 2018