Warm Wanter

1. Someone who lives in a cold region of the world who secretly hopes for Global Warming to accelerate.
2. The anti-scientific feeling you get in Michigan when it snows -- AGAIN -- in late April or early October.
3. A surrender to climatic selfishness at the expense of global environmental collapse.

John became a Warm Wanter after it snowed on Earth Day -- April 22 -- for the fourth year in a row!

by Peter Kobs May 18, 2009

Pick-A-Winner

A saying often used when a person is picking their nose. People use this as a joke to let you know they've caught you.

"Hey Jessica, Pick-a-winner!"

by Chanelly Welly January 22, 2009

a winner is you

Engrish take from Nintendo Pro Wrestling. Used by rohm kiddies and 80s revisionists.

Tom:"I beat THE AMAZON!"
Mark: "Whoa, a winner is you!"

by Yauch November 1, 2003

winner's curse

phenomenon in auctions where the person who wins usually pays more than the auctioned item is worth

Yea I went to an auction yesterday and they had this painting that I knew I could resell for $200 but some douchebag bid $1000 for it. Ridiculous. Whatever, dude just got a mean case of winner's curse.

by his majesty the king April 28, 2008

Winterguard

This is an extention of Colorguard. Members wear massive amount of Makeup and Interesting Costumes to portray emotion and perform prerecorded music. This is one of the hardest things you can do.

We Dance better than the Dance Team (DUH) and Spin gracefully or Fastley a Flag, Rifle, Sabre.

by Bridget October 4, 2004

Grizzly Wintergreen

Grizzly wintergreen, also known as the welfare bear, a delicious low budget dip that has an excellent buzz. Grizzly chewing tabacco contains a "full lid" unlike Copenhagen chewing tabacco products. For the prince you pay, nothing comes close!

Guy 1- Hey, whatcha dippin'?

Guy 2- Skoal shitrus!

Guy1- Dont dip that garbage, if you ain't spittin' black get your panties out ya crack! Grab some grizzly wintergreen and throw in a hog leg!

by Throwinahogleg January 5, 2014

Watch-Winder

Masturbating while wearing a watch that contains an automatic movement, so as to charge the watch movement.

John would rather stay home and watch porn, he is such a Watch-Winder.

by Cheetos-stained T-Shirt July 9, 2011