Billy Weather

One of the most accurate weather forecasting systems in the north east. Has saved many golf leagues from cancellation.

Billy weather says there is a window.

by westvale July 3, 2023

urgent-weather friend

When you’re so desperate for friends that you must platonically befriend your ex once again after breaking up.

Sam has an urgent-weather friend, their ex just so happens to have been hanging out with them for MONTHS after their messy breakup!

by jeauseph July 21, 2024

LCPS weather report

a stupid thing in LCPS,every morning there will be one and giving some useless information.

good morning,welcome to LCPS weather report,we will be checking on the weather today......

by MTR GUY September 28, 2023

Fucker weather

Weather that pisses you off like a motherfucker. It is weather that sucks ass and makes you very annoyed or upset.

This fucker weather needs to STOP.

I heard we will be having fucker weather soon. FML.

The fucker weather ruined my plans.

by LingDanc803 October 27, 2023

bad weather bimbo

someone stupid enough to let you invite them over (usually for sex) when the weather is about to turn so bad that travel will become restricted or impossible. Typically used by misogynists and/or fuck bois.

Looks like we’re gonna be snowed in for a few days! Glad I got a bad weather bimbo on hand to keep me company.
My bad weather bimbo was a bust! She’s good in bed but a disgusting slob everywhere else!

by AquaNovus January 16, 2024

Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.

“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”

by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024

Social Weather

The specific object of study in sociometeorology. It refers to the prevailing "atmospheric" conditions of a social group at a given time. Are conditions "fair and clear" (general contentment and cooperation)? Is there "heavy social fog" (confusion and misinformation)? Is a "storm front" moving in (rising political tensions or conflict)? Social weather is the collective mood, the unspoken vibe, the general temperature of a community, treated as a natural phenomenon rather than the sum of individual choices.

Example: "I was going to ask for a raise, but the social weather in the office was thick with tension, so I decided to wait for a sunnier forecast."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026