vegan

a very sensitive person who gets offended when someone questions their views but will happily attack everyone elses lifestyle. also loves it up the ass.

bald jerry is vegan, he claims he is the most environmentally friendly person on the planet because he eats trees.

by biscuitonion123 June 9, 2021

Imperfect Vegan

Apologetic ass who wants to look good to vegans as well as non vegans.

I eat plants except on Sundays. On Sundays, I prefer lacerated wings of birds and solidified goat breast milk. It's good to be imperfect vegan!

by boom_infinite May 7, 2022

Vegan

Therresa is vegan

That means she doesn’t eat any animal products and is annoying

Wow Therresa is a real Vegan

by anonymous January 24, 2022

Vegan Water

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish

Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”

by doodHigh June 2, 2023

Vegan Water

Definition: Simon

"bro Simon is literally vegan water"

by Nerinhul April 19, 2023

vegan party

Gay ass term made by Andy

"Quite the vegan party u got going there"

by Facebook life May 4, 2018

Vegan Teacher

Vegan Woman who rants on people for liking non vegan food. Why? It's just food. Basically your vegan-traditional food. Vegan Teacher often makes fun of people who disagrees with her. Seriously? A 30 year old vegan posting unfunny vegan content? Please, can someone stop her?

Eat your vegetables. What this means is that Vegan Teacher tells you to eat vegan food such as vegetables, egg, fish, and all that stuff.

by Carlito 💵 February 3, 2025