Moussin' ur Jimmy

A male form of masturbation which includes the use of hair products as lubrication.

"Hey Joey! What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you moussin' ur Jimmy in there?"

by Don Laughlin August 21, 2013

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Ur uncle queer

Worse than ur granny tranny.
This is said to have caused The Big Bang.

Peter: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Peter: ur granny tranny
Bob: ur uncle queer
*Peter warps through his own anus, turning himself into a blackhole, andinstantly killing every human on Earth.*

by 817.Nibba March 12, 2018

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ur m8 is l8

Ur m8 is l8 means what it says. It's when your mate IS late!

Guy 1: Hey man, ur m8 is l8!
Guy 2: When will my m8 be here?

by Runescape sword February 1, 2016

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Doing ur mom

The act of having an intercourse with someone's female parental figure.

"Im doing ur mom"

by e3l1it August 11, 2021

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ur not str8 m8

when you attack someone with this insult they have major organ failure

Jack: ur stupid lmao
Hillary: ur not str8 m8
Jack: *lung collapses*

by succyboi March 18, 2018

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Ur Bro a Hoe

When your friend starts a "Ur mom gay" and they think you have nothing left until you use "Ur Bro Hoe"

An definition of using this expression is:
Friend: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian

Friend: Ur granny tranny

You: Ur grandpap trap
Friend: Ur sister a mister
You: ...
Friend : Ha! That's the end of you kiss my as-
You: Ur bro a hoe

*Friend explodes, Jupiter and Saturn

collides, New Zealand sinks and the sun expands and fries Earth*

by Paxy&Tobz (तम्रर्लंअ अुय्रम) May 15, 2018

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