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Unitarian Universalism

The greatest religion ever. The only church where you can believe almost anything you want.
Unitarian Universalism is awesome. Its the only church that provides kids with condoms then lets girls and guys sleep in the same rooms at a sleepover.
by Benjamin Decon May 3, 2008
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Sonoma State University

A upper middle class university in the CSU system. There are many good things about Sonoma State, such as the Rec Center, Amechis Pizza, and the many bike locks around campus. Sonoma State is also known for having a bunch of "yuppie" and "spoiled kids" attend this institution, as it is the riches CSU in the entire system. The school is also predominantly white, but is working on increasing diversity. Several legendary figures have come out of Sonoma State such as the Seawolf mascot, and thats about it. The fraternity's at Sonoma State have a reputation for hazing/demoralizing and humiliating treatment towards incoming freshman. There have been many alcohol related incidents over the years involving fraternity's such as TKE, SAE and a few others. These fraternity's have also contributed to the high number of sexual assaults on campus each year. The police are very strict on campus, and do not like wise guys at all. Sonoma State is a affluent uppity school with its own unique problems, but at the same time the same problems many other institutions across the nation face.
SSU Student: It smells like the Sonoma Aroma around here, thats not what it smelled like over in Beverly Hills, I want to transfer out of Sonoma State University back to Princeton!

Frat Boy: Hey boys I just joined TKE and I got to do the elephant walk! It was amazing, I love my Big! I love Sonoma State University!

Sonoma State University Police: **Psssshhh** Chirp** Breaker Breaker 31 we have some kids over here smoking marijuana, send all units avaible and the K-9, we may need a sniper and swat team stand by...
by KellyPisanoLovesJesusNOTTT October 16, 2010
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Virginia Commonwealth University

What was once a raggedy community college in the middle of downtown Richmond has become the most wild and fun damn university in Virginia; just ask a Tech kid about it.
It's Saturday at Virginia Commonwealth University, so, yes, I am having a damn wild time. How is that house party in Harrisonburg, nerd?

Is that girl wearing a top? Why, no. She isn't. God, I love Richmond.
by mannishboy23 February 24, 2011
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Virginia Commonwealth University

Best damn school in the state of Virginia. For people to like to have a good time and learn a lil something while their at it. Every type of person is welcome, we dont judge - we party.

Best art, medicine, and mass communications schools around.

Best parties, clubs on every street, with the best damn people around. You can be yourself at VCU, we dont judge people like those snobs at U of R, dont have high STD rate like the hoes of JMU, and def know how to party it up unlike the lames of UVA.

Has Broad Street, the best place to hang with friends and eat, or just chill. Who else has Coldstone, Quiznoes, 5 Guys, Chipotle, and Extreme Pizza on the same strip?


VCU BASKETBALL = AMAZING...ROWDY RAMS BIAAATCH!!
VCU FOOTBALL = STILL UNDEFEATED ASK ABOUT US!
Virginia Commonwealth University is the place to be. If you aint a Ram, you aint bout shit!
by vcucutie April 23, 2009
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University of Miami

The college you wish you went to, the college you wish you could fit in with, the college where the students don't freeze thier asses off because they are at the beach. The college that takes partying to a whole new level of its own. Where the weather is hot and the people even hotter; what could be better than the University of MIAMI??
Guy1: damn i hooked up with this fine ass girl last night from university of miami

Guy2: no way man...those girls are hot!

Guy1: i know, i love me some miami girls!
by Alex/Jess November 16, 2006
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Duke University

Gorgeous campus with beautiful Southern weather. Pretty preppy in terms of style, with a handful of alternative/theatrical types.

Named #2 douchiest school by GQ magazine in 2009. Not an entirely unrealistic assessment of this school full of frat star and wannabe frat star boys (who aren't as smooth or desirable as they think they are), insecure brainy women who are obsessed with the elliptical machines, and asians who stay in the library till 4 am doing orgo. So many asians. You either hang out with all asians, or you do your own thing with people of all races and avoid the cultural bubble on campus. Same with blacks--you're either with the BSA crowd and go to black parties, or you're on your own in the social scene. Greek life is a big deal until you're a sophomore, and then no one cares after that. Guys and girls don't date often here; the get-schwasted-and-hook-up culture is prevalent.

Everyone goes to Myrtle for the end of the year trip. You go to tailgate if you're an alcoholic in the making, and you tent if you're a basketball fanatic/engineer/not in a frat.

Everyone starts out premed, then a good handful switch into humanities courses to get straight As.

We like to party, then study, then party some more and do it all over again. Pounding beers until you pass out, then waking up the next morning at 8 am to hit the gym and write a term paper is pretty typical for a Dukie.
He's goes to Duke University? Must have been a socially awkward high achiever in high school who drank alcohol for the first time during orientation week.

Is that a Duke student dancing in the Shooter's cage?
by bleedsdukeblue September 2, 2009
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Belmont University

A liberal hippie school in Nashville, TN conveniently disguised as a fundamentalist Christian institution.

The school is overall a blast. Academics are easy, easy, easy. Profs are great. Fundamentalist Christians make up less than 10% of the student body. Most of the students are either Taylor Swift-wannabes or HUGE liberals even though homosexuality is against school rules.
by LoveBelmont December 30, 2009
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