Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

by Joel67 December 3, 2010

Twitter Thug

Donald Trump

We elected a dumb ass twitter thug for president.

by msw04c January 10, 2017

twitter virgin

someone who has never signed up on the twitter site or experienced a twitter phase

-Have you joined twitter yet?
-Nah, man. I'm still a twitter virgin

by thehelp December 31, 2011

Twitter bomb

The act of posting one tweet after another, thus filling up your followers feed.

Jack just twitter bombed my feed. He posted seven tweets right in a row about the same damn thing.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

Twitter twat

A person that has zero followers @ twitter.

* Hey yo! How many followers do you have?
- None:S
* You're a twitter twat!

by carlthemonkey April 18, 2009

off the twitter

taking a Twitter vacation

I've been off the twitter lately. Kinda taking a break from social media for awhile.

by Emerson Crossjostle May 13, 2015

twitter stan

a whole new language on twitter used by cool gen z kids thats kinda hard to understand if you dont know

no one:

literally nobody:
twitter stan:

i love oomf

ill step on you binch

its on sight
PERIODT
luuv

by reddieforit October 1, 2019