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Turkish wrestling

A sport that is not in any way homoerotic. Sure, it involves men rubbing oil on eachother and grabbing eachother's asses, but it doesn't count as homosexuality if both parties are straight, right? At least that's what drunk frat boys say.
Arrogant Jock: I just got invited by these guys to practice some Turkish wrestling. Too bad you can't be there, loser!

Turkish exchange student: *tries not to laugh* Oh yeah, I'm so sad that I'll be missing that!
by p045 May 19, 2009
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Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009
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Turkey

A turkey,turkey high five, or a turkey sub, is when person A offers a high five to person B, and person A changes his high-five to a thumbs up before person B returns the high five. This causes a high ive that looks like a high five. Person A then shouts, "TURKEY!!!" and laughs while it takes a while for person B to get it.
Bob: High five, Carl!
Carl: ...
Bob: TURKEY!!!!
Carl: .....
Carl: Ohhhhhhhh... I get it...
by Macoronikevin April 24, 2008
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talk turkey

To speak frankly, discuss hard facts, or get down to serious business.
Customer: I'm not sure about the technical details.

Business Analyst: Let's setup a call to get some of your IT folks on the line so we can talk turkey about your web services and getting access to your database.
by quixilvr March 10, 2010
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Turkeying

The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
Jack: So I went to high five Matt, but he ended up turkeying me.
Megan: What a douche.
by AustinTsunami January 20, 2009
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turkey chicken

1.Used to describe a situation when one person hears one word - while someone else hears another.

2.Used to settle an arguement over what word was used in a sentence. Similar to declaring "The situation will never be solved, so just shut up about it."

After Turkey Chicken is used - the arguement finished.

There is no response required for a Turkey Chicken.
J.P. "Mor, did you just ask for salt in your coffee?"

Mor "No. I asked for SUGAR."

Scot "I heard salt too."

Rod "No way! He said sugar."

J.P. "Oh well, Turkey Chicken."
by KTownFook May 30, 2005
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Turkey Eclipse

Where one bends over creating a normal 'eclipse'. Additionally, upon execution one must also grasp their cock (keeping it from view of the victim) and shake their balls whilst making the gobbling sound of a turkey. Try and keep the turkey eclipse in view of the on-looker despite their attempts to escape whilst maintining audio - this creates an awkward shuffling appearance also reminicent of a turkey
Whilst Adam was on the phone to his girlfriend i demonstrated a turkey eclipse for his viewing and listening pleasure to try and liven up conversation - upon trying to exaplin to her what it was i maintained position and pitch untill she hung up.
by Minge Matt August 29, 2006
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