turd cannon

its when you shoot at high speed feces of both loose and hard consistancy out you

man my turd cannon will be working overtime after this buritto

turd cannon by tommynicks August 6, 2011

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Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.

This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.

Turd in a Blender by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

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Turd Squad

Have you ever been drunk at a club and started dancing with a 4/10? Of course you have. We all have that sober moment once in a while where we realize when we get home with them that they aren't good what so ever and think hmmm shouldn't do it... If this has happened to you join the elite group of the turd squad. When you go to pork that duster bend her over as if you're going to give it to her good then lick your pinky shove it in her ass and yell turd squad and dip the fuck out of that ratchets house. Only select few are capable of pulling off such legendary status.

"Dude that duster was bad you took home" "I know man but I dipped the pinky in the brown star and dipped"

"TURD SQUAD"

Turd Squad by Vergray September 12, 2014