Epically failing not once, not twice, but three times. A major embarrassment. Only few people have truly performed the triple fail.
Dude! Hayley just triple failed at cheer leading!
I triple failed when I lit myself on fire, ran in front of a bus, and accidentally punched an old lady trying to put out the flames.
I triple failed when I lit myself on fire, ran in front of a bus, and accidentally punched an old lady trying to put out the flames.
by Jake the skayke Shandoson March 22, 2010
Get the Triple failmug. 
by Antinous September 11, 2003
Get the triple headermug. A very complex sex act. First you play twister with the girl while mid way into the game you slip it in. Then you blind fold her while you secretly shit in her mouth. Then you take pepper and smer it on her vagina while attempting to circumcise youself and proceed to copulate
by Darrionwiththedoubles December 27, 2018
Get the Triple with slightmug. I scored a triple header last weekend... Friday night I met M*** for a drink, then we shagged in her car. Saturday morning, I met A*** for coffee, and then we got a room. Saturday afternoon, I stopped by C***'s place and dropped a load in her too. Met all three on Craigslist too!
by not really me February 9, 2004
Get the triple headermug. Taking its name from the Umphrey's McGee song of the same name, The Triple Wide can be just about anything but can usually be categorized in one of two ways.
1. The act of setting up three shots and doing them all in a row, one after the other. The idea is to do three consecutively without stopping and without chasing in-between. For best results have three people partaking at once.
2. Anything to do with drugs in multiples of three. For example, having three bowls being passed in a circle, doing three hits of acid at once or doing three lines of molly at a time.
1. The act of setting up three shots and doing them all in a row, one after the other. The idea is to do three consecutively without stopping and without chasing in-between. For best results have three people partaking at once.
2. Anything to do with drugs in multiples of three. For example, having three bowls being passed in a circle, doing three hits of acid at once or doing three lines of molly at a time.
Dude 1: "Alright, time for some shots."
Dude 2: "Don't a pussy dude, go for the Triple Wide!"
Dude 3: "Yeah dude, here I just poured you two more shots."
Dude 1: "Fuck yeah, I did the Triple Wide, damn, I'm fucked."
Dude 2: "Don't a pussy dude, go for the Triple Wide!"
Dude 3: "Yeah dude, here I just poured you two more shots."
Dude 1: "Fuck yeah, I did the Triple Wide, damn, I'm fucked."
by Deadhead Don November 3, 2011
Get the The Triple Widemug. an acronym; F: fucking F: for F: fun, triple F; a major slut; one of the biggest whores known to mankind
by Dougiefwesh October 4, 2010
Get the triple Fmug.