salty mayo

during sexual intercause i had salty mayo in cindy's face
by mitch gibbons August 17, 2008
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Salty Naan

A Salty Naan is a naan bread with so much salt it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other uses of the phrase Salty Naan is and insult.
“Stop throwing that SALTY NAAN at me”

“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan
by SaltyNaanMemeLord37 July 02, 2018
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salty facial

In basketball when a player jumps high and dunks over a defensive player, his "salty nuts" are in the defender's face.
Did you see the "salty facial" that Paul Pierce gave LeBron in last nights game?!

Yeah man! That was some weak 'd' LeBron put out there!
by Brown Sugar Cookie August 16, 2011
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Salty Susan

Best friend with little Lucas. Has no friends, is lame, very much an introvert. Likes watching Netflix and eating snacks. Not someone people usually enjoy their company. Loves cats, chocolate cake, and unicorns. Is nice but awkward, caring, thoughtful, sometimes a dick. Salty Susan doesn’t like emotions, people, or roaches. Doesn’t like to eat animals, is kinda gay, likes thigh highs, listens to the same song for days straight. Boring, tall, has nice eyebrows, loves unconditionally and never stops caring.
Salty Susan is so fukin gay she’s basically a unicorn.
by Salty Susan February 03, 2018
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salty jig

A black person, or any person, that does not shower at all.
Bob- Tony damn it take a shower you salty jig!

Tony- Sorry, im a shit bag!
by robert a glenson November 03, 2007
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salty jig

A black person who doesn't shower.
rob- dude, what smells?

George- Oh, its just that salty jig Jamal.

by robert a glenson November 04, 2007
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Salty Mojalty

A way to emphasize the extra salty nature of your friends. A term to describe friends that are acting in a salty manner. They are not supporting the fun of the group, bringing a damper to the overall mood.
Dude you are being really salty, salty mojalty.
Dude thats salty, salty mojalty.
Salt dude salt..all over the place..you are being salty mojalty.
by Rich Bomgardner January 31, 2007
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