Thomas Timing

That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"

Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"

by That Random Publisher June 14, 2018

Thomas Whitehead

An extremely small and privileged kid who does a very nice moan sound.

*Moan* *Moan* Im a Thomas Whitehead and I'm SMALL!

by SSovietPingu March 7, 2019

Thomas Upton

A male specimen who thinks he is straight but is very incorrect. He has a high ego and is self obsessed. WANKA

Guy1:yo who is that guy who keeps saying Thomas Thomas Thomas

Guy2: he must be Thomas Upton

by Lilbbycheesus April 22, 2020

Thomas Raymond

A retard that's also a rapist

Back Up Thomas Raymond

by UrFatDad69 January 4, 2019

Thomas Syndrome

A condition which causes you to feel like a shelled shrimp in the woods.

Did you hear Richard set his family on fire and then jumped off of a bridge? Sounds like he had a bad case of Thomas Syndrome.

by Pisslegend November 14, 2019

Thomas gunter

Thomas is addicted to memes and will usually have a really big forehead. even bigger than KSI's.This is bad as he is clapped and will never find love.

My guy Thomas gunter got a massive forehead.

by sexy_asshole69 April 29, 2019

Thomas Barbusca

Thomas Barbusca is the most hottest boy from Terra . HE IS THE GUY FROM THE MICK AND MIDDLE SCHOOL : THE WORST YEARS OF MY LIFE . He is so fricking HoT! He s more hot than his bestfriend , Griffin Gluck . He have a sister named BRIELLE BARBUSCA and she is the most beautiful girl EVER! i swear to God if she isn t !
i have an fp for Thomas on tiktok : thomasbarbuscawifey .

my friends : Ew! he is so ugly!!!!!
me : good bye stranger . THOMAS BARBUSCA IS HOT!

by blxssomy December 2, 2020