two-thirds-your-age-plus-six

It's a rule for the range of people you can date.
If you are 99 years old...
99*(2/3)+7 = 73
73 - 99 years is the range of people you can date younger than you.

examples:

10 years = 10-13.6
14 years = 14-16.3
16 years = 16-17.6
18 years = 18-19
20 years = 20-20.3
30 years = 27-30
50 years = 40.3-50
99 years = 73-99

You can't date her, she's 33 and you 23... use the "two-thirds-your-age-plus-six" rule dude.

by mastermixer February 21, 2011

kalidescope slay slay bark bark renegade the third

A dinosaur that loves to be ridden *smirk* NOT THAT WAY SILLY *laughs ass off* now I don’t have an ass *cries in dinosaur* these dinosaurs were often gay and loved doing little girls they also had no ass like me cavemen would ride them to their work like in the flintstones

Wow what’s that with no ass riding six little girls

Why that’s a kalidescope slay slay bark bark renegade the third.

by Choo choo train *honk honk* April 16, 2023

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

Princess Angelina contessa louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third

Dot warner from Animaniacs’ full name, damn that’s a long fucking name

“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”

by YakkoSimp November 28, 2020

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

When you only hear something recently, but you think it's pretty funny so you include it.

Peace Out


1. Goodbye
2. (intransitive verb) to leave or retire
3. (transitive verb) to kill

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

1. "Yeah, see you then, peace out."
2. "Yo I gotta peace out, I'm tired."
3. "I just peaced out that spider with my shoe."

by anonymous Oct 20, 2003

by lolcakes July 21, 2008

third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.

Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

Sit In the Third Row Back

To be immature

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you need to sit in the third row back.

by Jacksoncage March 11, 2022