Rub One Outtie

Instead of offering ordinary conventional temporary outdoor toilet providers such as Porta John, Porta Potty, and or Johnny-on-the-Spot. Perverted get togethers like NAMBLA, Gay Erotic Expo, Gay Pride Parade, or The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo would have a strong need for a Rub One Outtie. A Rub One Outtie or "Rub-1-Outtie" is a simple portable enclosure containing a lotion dispenser, toilet, paper towel rack, and hand sanitizer dispenser. They are often constructed out of lightweight molded plastic and the only come in the color pink. In areas listed below Rub One Outtie's have been given a slang name called "Ronaldo-Awn-Thsa-Sthpoths" and "Jack-off-In-the-Box".
1. Washington, D.C.
2. Pasadena, Calif.
3. Seattle, Wash.
4. Cambridge, Mass.
5. Atlanta, Ga.
6. Asbury Park, NJ.

"Jenny's ass look so fine at the show last night...I was an inch away from hitting the Rub One Outtie up".

"The Run-1-Outtie's at the MSG Elton John show were so much cleaner than the ones at PNC Bank Art Center Judas Priest show".

by Pete Davis January 21, 2014

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Rub N' Plug

When a bi-sexual female scissors another female, then immediately after has sex with a male.

Steve: "Hey Sally, why'd you leave so early from the orgy last night?"

Sally: "I did a Rub N' Plug with Stacy and Tom and that's all I really needed"

by Cotterrr May 29, 2018

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Rub my turkey

When your hetrosexual buddy go farther than you’re comfortable with.

Joe, come in the kitchen and rub my turkey. No thanks Brian, I’m ok.

by JJ&BG October 8, 2018

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Rub some paint

When you are at a stop light and a dumbass pulls up next to you revving their engine and wants to race. While you are racing, you bump cars exchanging paint.

Driver: I think this guy wants to rub some paint
Passenger: Let's smoke em!

Driver: Look, those guys up there are rubbing paint!

by shinerbock February 4, 2010

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