The Dark Chills

An "Alternate underworld" of sorts. If you don't want to go to heaven, hell, purgatory, reincarnate, or any of those other things, then you can go to the Dark Chills. The name was first coined when the bridge to the Beatles' song "I Am the Walrus" was played backwards for the first time. You can find this on youtube. It's presumably run by the Grim Reaper and is dark and cold--duh.

Forwards: "Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun"
Backwards: "Worst of all, he's in the Dark Chills. Remember this please..."

"I don't believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in the Dark Chills!"

Facebook; Religious views: Dosn't matter, I'm going to the Dark Chills anyway...

by ChromeBumper August 30, 2010

Stroking the Therapy Chicken

To masturbate

Ever since Bobby hit puberty we can’t get him out of the bathroom, he spends all day in there stroking the therapy chicken.

by NeelaRasgotra August 8, 2009

Lin the Chubby Chipmunk

This is a person who is deeply in love with Cheu, and are obsessed with him. They would do anything to be with Cheu and would probably give up one of their close friends for him.

"Lin the Chubby Chipmunk is obsessed with Cheu"

by dummy chummy May 11, 2023

The Texas Chili Dog

When a man is performing anal sex on his male or female partner, and he thrusts so forcefully that he causes the partner to defecate. He then removes his soiled member and forces it down his partner's throat.

I gave Mary Jane the Texas Chili Dog last night.

by betteretter boggle March 13, 2011

The Fat Chick

A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.

Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.

by KevvyKakes November 4, 2010

The friggin chicken

When your crazy uncle comes over for a birthday party and he gets absolutely hammered, goes into the bathroom and comes out wearing nothing but a chicken mask screaming that he's gonna git Dat ass while chasing your children around the house.

Uncle Wayne is coming over again.... Let's just let him do the friggin chicken again...... It's hilarious!

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

The Rotisserie Chicken

A sex position in which the woman must get on top (or not, get creative) and rotate herself on the axis of the penis, while making microwave noises.

Rotations per Minute - up to you.

D: Yo, Jessie did The Rotisserie Chicken last night

M:whoa how many RPM?

D:like 20, dude.

M: Whoa, man..

by Sasha prok May 11, 2021