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Shaz’s ultimate distraction

Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”
by Franksizzle October 17, 2019
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Ultimate Deadly Sin

When you talk to a girl you really like and want to marry, and you treat her so good, do everything for her and make her dreams come true and do everything right, and she starts to get horny, and she gets so horny that she will go have sex with another guy who didn't do nothing for her at all. most of the time these be celebrity females and the guys be normal people not famous yet, its so heart breaking and kills the guy so much because he wants to be with her so bad that ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL WHO SEES ALL , AND KNOWS ALL, Even private thoughts. punishes them the worst way possible, even worst than hell being set on fire for all eternity.
by Demegasus Solstice April 3, 2022
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Ultimate Idiot Chat

A place where stupid people gather to share their useless insights on very random things. This server is owned by a childish boy who likes to repeatedly recycle his insults. Given the amount of admins and mods on this server, we might as well give everyone perms.
Jonathan: What are you going to do after school???
Dale: I am going to talk on the Ultimate Idiot Chat

Jonathan: Sounds like you really belong in there...
by EloN MUsK 263 March 22, 2021
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ultimate infinity

where your infinity cancels another persons infinity
by bill merray December 6, 2020
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Ultimate 11

Crack that is at a satge of 10, but has then excceded to the level that is "ultimate 11"
Fro-shitcrack,
Your crack is ultimate 11,
"I like to run, and want to get massive" - ultimate 11
by Steven Greeny September 27, 2009
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ultimate list

A list of people you want to have sexual intercourse with
by johnisanabsolutedon April 11, 2020
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Ultimately happy

Joy found with in that nobody can take.
by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 9, 2025
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