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Ultimate shady fade

To tell your boss on a job that you have a medical emergency and you have to leave for the day,But really quit the job and take another job without giving notice or letting anyone know that you’re not coming back.
Jack was sick of Not being appreciated and treated like shit by the contractor he was working for, so he did the “ultimate shady fade” and drug-up to a better job.
by JACK CHAIN November 14, 2023
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Ultimate BFG

Ella Macmillian
I cannot you are going to prom with the Ultimate BFG
by BFG holder April 5, 2023
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The Ultimate Abilities

Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had faced many challenges together, but they always found a way to overcome them with their unique abilities. However, they knew that they might encounter situations where their regular skills would not be enough. That's why they decided to develop their ultimate abilities, which they could use only in dire situations.

Malte had always been skilled in origami, but he took his abilities to the next level by mastering the art of paper-folding. He could create almost anything with just a piece of paper, and his creations were not only beautiful but also had practical uses. He could make tools, weapons, and even vehicles, all from origami.

Vilmer was an artist at heart, and he honed his skills to create his ultimate ability. He could paint anything, and his paintings had a unique property. Whatever he painted became real, at least temporarily. He could paint a bridge over a chasm, a boat on a shore, or even a monster to fight. His artistic abilities were now a formidable weapon in their arsenal.

Johan had been studying the ancient ways of magic for years, and he finally unlocked his ultimate ability. He could tap into the energy of the earth itself and manipulate it to his will. He could create earthquakes, summon lightning bolts, and even cause volcanoes to erupt. His control over the elements was now unmatched.
The trio knew that they had to use their ultimate abilities sparingly, as they came with a cost. Malte's origami creations drained his energy, Vilmer's paintings required a lot of concentration, and Johan's manipulation of the elements put a strain on his body. But they also knew that they had an ace up their sleeve when they faced impossible odds.

(The ultimate abilities, huh thats crazy!)
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 16, 2023
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ultimate send

To ultimate send is to get plastered drunk with your mates and get up to numerous shenanigans throughout the night.
That was an ultimate send at slampton last night, I walked home.
by Mintlaw goer January 21, 2024
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Thee Ultimate Guts

When something is completely ignorant or just deserves the fattest neck. Mostly used by bums like Churla John and Wusty Weem.
John a chur thought the lions were a superbowl contender, shit was thee ultimate guts. Someone should roundhouse that neck and celebrate a lions loss with a steamy slam from knees.
by Father Mac December 21, 2013
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Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.
Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.
by Zzid July 10, 2021
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The ultimate cock fountain

It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins
My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain
by The super saiyan 3 April 16, 2023
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