someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .
Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true
by orion_14754 June 2, 2010
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Ultimate: the highest of the high, the best, and the unreachable position. Therefore, it is absolute; the ending; final.

Staff: people that work under you and/or for you.

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by willdb May 15, 2010
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An ultimate single jingle refers to a rare scenario in which you cause your mate to orgasm with a single jingle.
In this case both parties tend to coordinate to achieve such a procedure.
Ready for an ultimate single jingle baby?
by Irishpint December 6, 2010
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A game that is inferior to its predecessor Super Smash bros 4 in every way. Why did this game add so many irrelevant characters? Shouldn't characters be added to the game based on importance? What do we have for relevant dlc Sephiroth and Banjo. All the other dlc seems bland and out of place for a game about Nintendo's all stars. A game where the online mode is even worse then Super Smash Bros Brawl because of the games engine. Sure the game is fun but when your in elite smash and you just fall off the stage randomly that isn't fun. Also the online mode costs money and you cant even taunt in elite smash. For some reason as well Sakurai also took out the disconnect players when their targeting the same person too often. Super Smash Bros is one of Nintendo's most popular multiplayer video game series. How can the fan base over look all these flaws in this game?
Super Smash Bros Ultimate can improve in some ways
by Gamer222 December 21, 2021
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the manliest game ever created in the history of manliness. if you dont get hurt, you fail. played with any amount of players, you use a medicine ball. when you have the ball you can take only two steps, then you must throw it off, until you get to the goalline. no penalties, the goal is to be as rough as possible.
how did you get in a full body cast?" "i got it playing ultimate ball with arnold shwarzenegger, sylvester stallone, and vin diesel.
by dav17a June 22, 2010
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A debate as old as time between Mutaz and Aws to see who is more mongoli, an answer that even the troops could not reach as it remains inconclusive yet the battle rages on.
Abed is mongoli af, but he will never be the “Ultimate Mongoli” .
by Fursan Al Leil August 29, 2023
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Willie: Why look, it's Milhouse! What's the power glove for, opening the cup on your wierdo pills?
*Receives an ultimate noogie*
by redroadpunk August 22, 2022
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