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Keyboard Stroke

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"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"
by Jewlzex March 24, 2017
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stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know
When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit
by daflashers June 25, 2017
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Strokes shotgun

Something SasquatchPoopSlinger says when he is going to use his shotgun to shoot his fellow clan members to trigger them.
Andy: Looking forward to the scrim this Sunday.
Sasquatch: *strokes shotgun*
Dysolve: Dunno what he is stroking really because I don't think it's his shotgun.
Sasquatch: hahah nice one. Nah just trying to trigger the Bolt action rifle guys in the clan.
Harold: yeah boi! Will bring my Hellriegle of death!
Sasquatch: Team ftw the Hazdawg?
Harold: Fo sure :D
by SasquatchPoopSlinger December 1, 2017
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dope stroke

A dope stroke is when a person has over used cocain based *chemical* drugs to a point to where the person is non functional or dysfunctional.
Cuz 'bout stupid as hell! He was fine until he started smokin' crack, he must have had a dope stroke!
by Shaybird8835 December 8, 2017
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hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.
I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.
by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018
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stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person
I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor
by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016
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stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure
I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016
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