pull a Texas

1) To leave/secede from a group

2) To ditch one's friends

Made in reference to Texas's governor threatening to secede from the United States over the recent healthcare reform.

"Wowww, look at Mike over there, just pullin' a Texas. Errands my ass."

Dave: "Hey guys -- I know we were gonna have lunch and all, but my girl called, and..."
Marquis: "Of course. Classic Dave. He WOULD go off and pull a Texas on the guys for his lame girlfriend"

by Wild_Bill102 March 26, 2010

Pulling a Blitz

1. Baiting someone in saying you'll do something "someday, eventually or maybe" and then never doing it.

2. Starting something and then immediately quitting, no exceptions.

"I will stream eventually" - The name giving Blitznae pulling a Blitz, followed by it never happening.

by Flupperich October 13, 2016

Pulling A Ron

An act of pretending to drink alcohol by consuming water while your friends man the fuck up.

Look at that asshole across the bar pulling a Ron, drinking water all night like a bitch.

by WilliamClinton6969 July 9, 2014

Pulling a Modular

Pulling a modular is basically being active on something then not being active for multiple months

Tom: Hey have you seen Bob around?
Jerry: Nah man, he's pulling a modular

by ModularLmao August 4, 2019

Pulling A Tanim

Collapse for no apparent reason in a dorky fashion

Oops! I'm pulling a tanim, now ima die.

by Falcon Fyre December 2, 2014

Pulled a Salvail

The action to randomly pull out your penis as a part of a show of dominance during a work meeting. Can also apply to surprising a colleague with your exposed genitals during seemingly unimportant work situations.

The person in a position of authority during a meeting: "Do you want to know what I think of your idea?"
*Proceeds to pull out penis from pants*
Colleague after the meeting: "Damn he totally pulled a Salvail during the meeting!"

by ThE_NoMaDsOuL285 October 18, 2017

Pull a Panda

When you fall from a short distance and still break your legs.

Yo what happened?
I pulled a panda man. I’m in a wheelchair now.

Hey can you not pull a panda? We need to get going.

by Hernicus December 19, 2021