Crashing a Jet

verb: the act of prematurely celebrating and then FAILING to accomplish what you were celebrating for.

Crashing a Jet, The NY Jets making up Super Bowl end zone dances BEFORE they make it to the Super Bowl!

by Grimmlock25 January 24, 2011

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man jets

The jets of a man that makes them run faster

Geoff ran faster when he turned on his man jets and farted

by Manjetsgeoff October 06, 2011

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A dress so short that when a girl bends over you can see her cockpit.

That girl is wearing a jet dress. What is that? A dress that is so short that when she bends over you can see her cockpit.

by Aehster February 06, 2016

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Having a rocket up your ass to spin faster on a horizontal bar.

The Belarusian Jet pack will make all NATO member cower in fear as their soldiers spin a Mach speed on a horizontal bar.

by Flat tire August 04, 2023

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it means when a girl usen your face as a seat and your dick for steering and your feet as pedals

bro my girl did the craziest fighter jet on me last night

by Lelan webster February 06, 2025

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The game played in all male locker rooms, where you chase around your friends and jizz on their legs to get them out.

Wanna play fighter jets?
You know you're going to lose.
Thats how I like it.

by BIGGERST DICKERST September 22, 2023

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The lube that is used for excessively shoving your cock in a girls hole.

My cock did not fit until I used some jet lube.

by Coleman Lee March 14, 2015

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