A person who has no strong sense of belonging in the "real world" and spends a significant portion of his or her time on-line. By spending time on-line, the internet hobo builds up a network of contacts and virtual hangouts and develops an on-line home, basically by connecting with other internet hobos. (Incidentally, e-bum.com is a place for internet hobos to hang out.)
Your friends all move away or you move to a new city. The people you meet in real life are not your type of people. You work from home or have no real way of making contacts in your everyday life, so you turn to the internet for companionship. You are an internet hobo.
by numberonehobo March 02, 2011
When a website is available to some internet surfers on different ISP's while not being available on others.
Can you view the website "www.google.com"?
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.
by Rob Butler June 11, 2007
Coolguy118: Alright well I'm going for the night, See ya.
*Coolguy118 has logged out*
IcanHas96: Bye!
IcanHas96: Damn it! Another Internet Goodbye!
*Coolguy118 has logged out*
IcanHas96: Bye!
IcanHas96: Damn it! Another Internet Goodbye!
by New_Yardbird February 25, 2011
Attractive females in pictures that can be found online, but when it comes to the real world they can never be found.
by Pandrew December 12, 2016
A internet fart is when you turn on your mic at a unexpected time emitting a strange sound that emulates the passing of gas.
by canyoufeelthedaylickingourskin October 13, 2021
Internet that is sub par or Shitty as the kids say. Your internet will probably not be working when you're trying to watch internet porn or play the newest installment of Call of Duty.
Guy 1: Hey Fuckin hurry your ass up and get in our game
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET
by Killzonebear September 24, 2014
The state you reach during web surfing when anything you look at becomes bland and just like everything else you've looked at. Even music playing in the background gets tuned out.
"man i was so bored all i did was read comics online, eventually it all turned into an internet whiteout"
"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"
"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"
by Jazz Hammerhands December 25, 2008