by SHREK_UWU January 15, 2025
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"Girl!,did you hook up with Rob last night? You mean Cadillac Dick,the tounge Fu master? He's got a Black belt in eating pussy!"
by anonymous February 23, 2025
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Get the FU- mug.When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
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“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
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Get the Rie Fu mug.The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.
Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry
There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!
If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME
Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry
There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!
If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME
by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023
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