A common joke involving someone referencing a character named Deez, and upon the other person asking who Deez is, they will reply "deez nuts".
by Mr. Jacob 'Jacob' Jacobson February 28, 2022

One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.
Person 1: Something came in the mail today.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!
Person 2: That's pretty cool!
Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!
Person 2: kill yourself
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!
Person 2: That's pretty cool!
Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!
Person 2: kill yourself
by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023

Literally means "these" but can substitute inside of other words for a somewhat funny reaction, does not have any sort of sexual or insulative connotations and is literally just "these"
by Deezlan August 2, 2022

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