cock of the rock

1) A bird that is native to the Andean forests of South America.
2) A way to say that one has an erection, usually used as a comical statement

1) When I was in the forests, a large cock of the rock flew down and landed on my arm
2) When I saw that girl's tit, I got a major cock of the rock.

by Urbanbeast18 April 19, 2017

Cock Withdraw

When a woman is madly in love with a man and has been deprived of a sucking, licking, fondling, holding, making love, or most importantly being fucked by her man's cock, she may enter a depression, become unbelievably needy, clingy, horny, sex crazed, emotional, cry, and bitchy. Symptoms worsen the longer she goes without her man's cock inside her. If left untreated, she can go insane.

Damn, his girl is being so crazy and bitchy, she must be going through cock withdraw. Her boyfriend better fuck her nice and good before she goes insane!

by evafoxy May 24, 2018

cock shnogler

N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.

Do you know Laurie the cock shnogler? She sucks a mean dick!

by todd "the bod" piercon August 26, 2006

Cock Fraud

The act of a man meeting girls on the internet and sending them photoshopped or otherwise altered pictures of their erect cock to impress the girl and make her want it.

Chris wanted to hook up with this girl so bad, he sent her a photoshopped picture of his cock but when he met the girl she laughed at him and said "Dude, you just committed Cock Fraud!"

by Yateball April 3, 2010

cock raisin

A cock so shriveled that it looks like a raisin. The male opposite of a twat waffle.

That pool must be dirty cold! Check out that ninja and his cock raisin!

by twaffle in vegas January 26, 2009

cock-panther

hybrid of the cougar between the ages of 40-51...a woman that is the super-cougar that all cougars aspire to be...perfectly preserved perhaps by some sort of surgery or augmentation, flawless appearance, superb physical fitness, and usually a high ranking executive with a bottomless bank account...this woman will stop at nothing to pounce and conquer prey...men of all ages are powerless to her.

..."She's no cougar, that woman is a full blown cock-panther"....

by robby redhead August 27, 2007

grapple cock

when in the act of sexual intercourse the male (penis) gets stuck in the female (vagina)

Yo, shit one day when I was with my girl she grapple cocked me, and my dick almost snapped off.

by daub. April 7, 2008