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bean baked burrito

cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.
“its not baked bean burrito, its bean BAKED burrito.”
by depressingbagel May 10, 2022
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the microwave burrito effect

That feeling you have when bicycling in cold weather. Sweaty on the outside, yet somehow still cold on the inside.
The microwave burrito effect occurs when you ride up a big hill on a cold day and you want to take off your jacket because it's sweaty and sticking to you but you are still cold enough to keep it on.
by emilysmith2000 November 14, 2013
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burrito built whore

You are such a burrito built whore. You slut
by YalaskaFlowers May 10, 2018
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Ohio Trash Burrito

When 4 guys go to a restaurant dumpster and randomly scoop out old food and place it in a burrito wrap. The men then masterbate over top of the burrito and the last person to cum on it must then eat the burrito while attempting to finish masterbating
Bobby had a premium 8 oz Ohio Trash Burrito last night and puked on his balls
by BC2806 March 14, 2019
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Microwave Burrito Relationship

A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.
Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.
by itiod October 6, 2020
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One Handed Burrito

Receiving a hand job from a taco bell employee
I went to taco bell and order the one handed burrito
by JDC171 August 19, 2016
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hot cheeto burrito

When a guy says his dick burns
My penis burns

Oh you probably have a hot Cheeto burrito because of that female last night bro
by noveron August 26, 2017
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