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Palm aid

1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
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Aide Lutfi

by Malsan January 2, 2018
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jelly and aids

Something you write on your very important design folio for metal work and then tell your friends it means something dirty even though it's just your girlfriend being random and tired.
Hey what are you doing for metal art , oh you know jelly and aids
by carmageggon September 14, 2017
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Spaghetti Aids

A form of aids transmitted through putting AID infested blood on ones Spaghetti
Girl: Last night was perfect, the Spaghetti was amazing! What sauce was that?
Guy: It was my blood, sorry madam, you have Spaghetti Aids "Flies out window"
Girl: Welp i donee goofed up badly mistaken
by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 15, 2017
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bottom aids

rancid aids of the arse, consists of dribbling jiblets and shit covered grapes
by scum of the community November 23, 2017
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kinder-aids

It´s what the AIDS virus is called when a child has it.
Maaskantje, kinder-aids!
by Disease 007 February 26, 2018
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Aids muffin

Someone with a muffin tuck who has aids
I cant go to the store without seeing an aids muffin
by Toastees March 19, 2018
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