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cake show

The gratuitous display of a particularly unkempt homosexual male's anal region. This region includes the cornhole and the taint. Due to the bugger's abhorence of hygiene, a cake or patty typically coagulates consisting of fecal matter, semen in various stages of decomposition, saliva -some, his own-, dirty hemoglobin, lubricant, sweat, stray pubic hairs, powder - medicated and/or ground club drugs, and lint and/or miniscule cotton fibers from rarely-worn underpants. The "show" is usually demanded by hyper-aggressive peers at a sweet sausage party otherwise known as a gathering of gay males.
"Randy is so impressionable. It doesn't take much prodding to get him to give us all a cake show."
by shit taster August 2, 2009
mugGet the cake showmug.

Floor Show

This is the goings on of the late night experience at Denny's, Norm's, Harbor House Cafe and any other 24 hour restaurant, this is where the drunks and crazies come to kill time while waiting for their buzz to wear off.
Lets go to Harbor House Cafe because their floor show is better than Denny's
by Spandy September 26, 2005
mugGet the Floor Showmug.

muppet show

a group of morons in close proximity, behaving as morons do. the muppet show can often be seen at said morons natural habitats, such as:

1. chav infested shopping centres on saturdays
2. 'up town' on a friday night outside a nightclub
3. political gathrings, especially if George W Bush is in the vacinity (though he is by no means the only culprit, just the biggest.)
person a: why has that lad got bounced from a nightclub for being blatantly underage, staggered into the road swearing, flashed his arse at the police and got arrested whilst his fat girlfriend screams and hammers the riot van with her fists?

person b: the muppet show must be in town.
by me old fruity January 4, 2007
mugGet the muppet showmug.

show bro

This term originated in theatre, coined by the venerable theatre critic Allison Ward. It can refer to a variety of situations involving a bro, but the following are the most common uses of it:

1)A friend who is not really your friend, thus for show

2) a bro in your show, thus a "show bro"

3) a bro who aids your show, whether by working in the crew, or driving you around to obscure prop shops to pick up swords.

4) a bro of whom you are proud, and thus flaunt continually
1) "I though that Karen was my friend, but she just told my secret to everyone!"

"Yup, she's a show bro for sure."
by Dormsalot November 15, 2009
mugGet the show bromug.

Show bag

Ahh Shut up yer fucken Show bag.
by Matoman February 19, 2017
mugGet the Show bagmug.

Shit show

The annual holiday gathering of friends - with copious amounts of alcohol (specifically scotch) that lead to ridiculous stories eventual passing out fully dressed (including shoes)...
It'a going to be a shit show when Brian and Brenda come- 3 bottles of Scotch may not be enough!
by Supersass December 26, 2016
mugGet the Shit showmug.

show knows

the superior version of "who knows" that was written by accident
me: I don't know why I love moths so fuckin' much
text recipient: show knows
by McrJbean (it/it's) July 10, 2022
mugGet the show knowsmug.

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