Tree Shit

When your out in the woods and all of a sudden your butt-hole tightens up and you get that distinct feeling that your about to unload 12 pounds of ass cannon....

Onto a tree

tree shit: OH SWEET JESUS

by i dont know February 18, 2021

Freaky Tree

During an awkward moment, ball up your fist vertically (like a dap) and place your other hand on top. One hand is the trunk and the other is the branches. The branches can easily vary in motion.

I was washing my hands in the Bayside High library, when I heard someone in the stall making some treacherous noises. Guess who comes walking out? Principal Belding, and he was nannied up and nervous looking. We've all been there, so out grew the Freaky Tree and we both laughed!

by Kevy-Kev April 21, 2008

Midget Tree

When a bunch of Midgets get together and stand on each other with karate poses to make a tree.

We went to the park today and saw. Midget tree. They'll do anything.

by Mexican_Magarita April 16, 2019

Kiwi tree

An attractive charming man ,who is kind and generous ,extremely inteligent although i think he would prefer to appear daft as to not be bothered with the solving of opp ,he is tall as a tree and strong like an oak ,it is rumored that horses are hung like kiwi trees . he has the heart of a wise child and the mind of an engineer genius , he can fix anything even a broken heart . sometimes hard to understand because of his foreigner ways and extremely thick kiwi accent , a friend to all none the less ......

Your car is in need of some tlc ,take it to the kiwi tree. He fix .....

by Nachoaveragebeezkneez January 24, 2021

Tree Dad

The term “Tree-Dad” originally referred to a man, typically tall in stature with a kind demeanor, like a tree. In present day the term has evolved to be used to cover a wider variety of individuals who may also be referred to as “good stuff”.

That actor Jason Segel seems like a total tree dad.

by PooBili May 15, 2021

Tree-Fungu

To call somebody Tree-Fungu means to call them a smelly hippie. A Tree-Fungu is a person with a distinct odor and is possibly in a cult. The plural of Tree-Fungu is Tree-Fungus.

"The place was full of Tree-fungus."

by ben and holly May 5, 2022

Tree Stump

A person equivalent to a stick in the mud thats only purpose is to be an impediment to forward movement

Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a Tree Stump

by Denny80222 April 4, 2021