Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.

“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”

by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018

Greased piglet

A slippery customer

“The greased piglet might slip through the hands of those trying to hold him to account“

by Longyear January 30, 2022

Beat Grease

Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.

Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!

by Ty7777 April 19, 2010

Grease Crease

Synonym for "Butt Crack."

That last fart was a little suspect. I need to go give my grease crease a maintenance wipe.

by Crusty Blumpkin June 13, 2025

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Garno Grease

The fecal paste caked within a man’s hairy asshole used by gay males as lube to gently slide their throbbing meatwhistles in and out.

Damn, RJ is wet with Garno Grease. His corn hole is ripe for the picking and ready to be pounded

by BootBoot January 5, 2020

Grease the Musical

A phrase that can be interchanged for any profane word.

I failed my English Test... Grease the Musical!

by WiningsEnglishClass September 28, 2010