What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.
Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022
A individual without a father.
Rylan's dad left her at a left age because his dad hated her mother, this left him without a father.
by Rylan without a father. December 27, 2024
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025
This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.
by Father Derek March 12, 2022
This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
by Jackoohoh June 30, 2016
by Havecak127 September 24, 2023
A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.
by TheWhabbitThumper February 19, 2020