calm clams

calm clams: a phrase used while under the influence of marijuana meaning that everything's okay.

"Dude i think that guy saw us smoking that pot"
"Nah dude relax! Were calm clams man!"
"Calm clams!"

by french chocolate. August 01, 2009

Road Clam

Fellatio on a female while she is driving.

If you want a ride to work, I better be getting some road clam on the way.

by Jamaica and Edmundo May 20, 2011

clam drum

a vagina; the female version of skinflute

"Next time he asks you if you play the skinflute, say 'No I bang on the Clam Drum' duh!"

by Söy May 12, 2005

clam-shell

The female version of batwings

When the two vaginal lips are stuck to each leg and spread open like a clam shell

"dude check out that clam-shell on the chick over there."

"Ugh... Veronica, I can't where short skirts in this heat, I might get a clam-shell."

by ryanWILL January 05, 2012

Bearded Clam

When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.

Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.

Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...

by KLynne February 14, 2014

busting clams

To have sex with one or more virgin girls.

I was bored, so I went out busting clams.

by Jon Ace September 30, 2007

clam digging

The visual image of a woman's underwear or pants riding up into her vagina.

she's wearing clam digging pants

by tonywashere March 20, 2011