synchronized swimming

To collectively pee on somebody.

We did a little synchronized swimming in the bathtub and yada yada yada, her hair hasn't smelled the same since.

by zarch April 7, 2008

Swimming in the pussy

An ironic way of referring to someone who is NOT swimming in pussy. Usually referring to anyone who looks like they have no idea what a vagina looks like.

John: Yo, nerd alert...he must be swimming in the pussy.

Will: Cut him some slack man.

John: Doesn't help that he's dressed like a cast member from star trek...

swimming pussy

by Allen Wildhorse April 27, 2010

swimwear

successfully sink a shot in any sort of beer drinking game

In there like swimwear! (teamates would high five if it is a team game)

by Eric Dolton September 23, 2003

swimming around inside somebody's mouth

A phrase used to define the weather in the southern United States. Typically hot and very humid.

Damn, it's so hot today in Tennessee its like swimming around inside somebody's mouth.

by The White Chocolate March 18, 2007

Swimmers Cap

When a guy pulls his nuts out as far as they can go and places them on a females head, thus looking like a swimmers cap.

The Swimmers Cap

by Dastardly August 26, 2008

swimming shit

usually refers to:
1) feces in a toilet duly supplied with water

less usually refers to:
2) a despicable indidual who either practices natation as a sport or happens to be approaching the oberserver through waters deep enough to make snorkeling possible
3) an unfortunate event that unsurpisingly lands on the observer, very much in the guise of a floating exrement haunting a British bather at sea

Hey mate, look at that swimming shit (of mine)!

Now, ain't that dude a real swimmin' shit?

I wonder how you could not see this swimming shit coming...

by swimminshid November 6, 2013

Swimble

A cross between a bimble (leisurely walk) and a swim. So a leisurely float around in the sea, lake or river without much purpose other than to enjoy oneself usually with other like minded swimblers. Used in the outdoor swimming community.

Do you fancy a swimble after work?
Are we going for a swimble or a proper swim?

by Kreyon May 6, 2021