summer balls

The term given to any pair of testacles experiencing an unpleasant sensation of intense itchiness, which developed from extreme sweating of the scrotum that is due to high temperatures endured during the summer months of any given year.

I have a bad case of the summer balls.

by heybaby January 7, 2009

Hot Girl Summer

A period of time all girls will go through to move on from a break up. Improving themselves physically, mentally and emotionally to secretly make them jealous so they get back together but end up realising that they don’t need that person and move on to bigger and better things.

Friend 1: “Liam ended it with me”
Friend 2: “Hot Girl Summer”

Friend 1:“Henry keeps stringing me along”
Friend 2 & 3: “HGS”

Friend 1: “GIRL, you are looking good!”
Friend 2: “Chad ghosted me. HGS”

by Your loving meme queens January 27, 2021

semper in excreta

A good personal motto. Always being in trouble, constantly doing things that do not measure up to expectations, literal translation - "always in the shit".

Dave's D.I.Y. plumbing effort caused a flood in the bathroom which ruined an entire floor and brought down the ceilings in the lower floor.
"Dave, everything you do goes wrong. As they used to say in ancient Rome, "semper in excreta". You're always in the shit. This time, literally!"

by Stubabe December 18, 2009

Squirter Sumerta

One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.

Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"

Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"

Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"

by Evidentary October 1, 2014

Summer Sausage

referring to male genitalia when he has tanned in the nude.

oh my god, did you see Rick? He must have been on a nude beach cuz he has such a summer sausage

by jefferscene April 20, 2010

Big summer blow out

Basically right ur a little pu**y and cum to much that it blows out ya knickers 🤣

“Errrrrrr Beckie I’ve just had a big summer blow out”
“Errrr Rachel u dirty bi**h”

by Cgvfubfjn February 3, 2020

summer camp

A place where parents send their kids to get rid of them and be happy.
A place where kids get tortured.
parents like sending them their so they can see their kids crying when they have to go to a camp they dont want to go because it gives them happiness to see them cry

They watched her go to a summer camp

by SMFMlol.14 September 24, 2016