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helmet slurper

A raving nosher who enjoys the action of licking aggressively the sudject's beef bulb. The licking action will make a moist slurping sound.
Steve noshed down on Jack hard, He loved it the dirty helmet slurper....
by Paulie a June 16, 2007
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Slurp Nurp

Meaning to Give head to a male to "Suck Them Off"
Man that gurl give us some GOOD Slurp Nurp
by La`Ron "Bishop" Davenport March 30, 2004
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slurp burst

When one individual inserts an unwrapped starburst candy into an other individual's genital orifice and retrieve the candy through oral stimulation.
Yah bitch, slurp burst that sweetness out ma star!!!
by imma sofa king we tah did January 24, 2009
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Slurry

The act of intentionally doing something or going somewhere slowly in order to finish, or arrive, later.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you walking so slow?
Guy 2: Ugh, I'm in a massive slurry man. My mum caught be masturbating this morning and I can't face going home.
by Nichioasfna January 17, 2013
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Granny's Slurpbucket

An old name for the 'down regions' of an old lady.

The use of the word 'slurp' comes from a Shakespearian reference when King Aurthur was said to 'slurp uponst thee that runs freely and with froth from the cunny of thy mother's mother', aparently referring to the frothy nature of his grandmother's lovejuice.

The term bucket is not confirmed, but is widely accepted to be a reference to the 'openning'.
Wakefield was pissed because Alice was passing round pictures of his Granny's Slurpbucket'. He's never been the same since.
by Will Atkinson April 7, 2008
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slurp

to suck ones own penis by slurping like sucking on a straw
He slurps his soda like he slurps his penis.
by Rana1895 November 17, 2007
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Slurping

NBA fans who are obsessed with Lebron James.
Lebron NBA Slurping
by TDS1984 March 18, 2013
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