"I got fucked by the John Mox shuffle"
Tom: Wow you were playing really well, what happened?
Stan: My teammate gave me the John Mox shuffle.
Tom: Wow you were playing really well, what happened?
Stan: My teammate gave me the John Mox shuffle.
by Lilpeeboy May 01, 2015
that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump
by spltbird November 25, 2002
Where you are masterbating, and know your going to get caught. So you try to finish off quickly to impress the person catching you.
Mother: I caught little Johnny doing the mad monkey shuffle today.
Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!
Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!
by Smee O. McShmee March 14, 2003
A.K.A. The (G.B.S.) In slowpitch softball after the pitch is realesed, the pitcher demonstrates an extremely flamboyant backwards moving shuffle with the gayest possible hand movements in hope to anger and distract the batter. It may also be possible to use this manuever to escape a choke hold.
The other team could not even make contact with the ball because Miguel has the perfect Gay Backwards Shuffle
by Sergio D August 08, 2008
(1) n. To throw out something on a regular basis at the end of every month, typically associated with the tossing out of evidence for Public Forum Debate
(2) n. The dance move of stepping to the side and throwing one arm (typically the right) up in the air as if throwing out evidence for Public Forum Debate at the end of every month
(3) v.To preform the public forum shuffle
(2) n. The dance move of stepping to the side and throwing one arm (typically the right) up in the air as if throwing out evidence for Public Forum Debate at the end of every month
(3) v.To preform the public forum shuffle
by ajisthegreatest January 21, 2011
by Thrope November 30, 2010
"My god she's fit, and so is her mate. I wouldn't half mind seeing them give each other a Kit Kat shuffle"
by Johnny5_Hull January 09, 2008