Shorty

Describes how short ur 🍆 is

That dick is so short I'm gonna call u shorty

by Let's get freaky 👅🍆 May 28, 2019

sorry you're a what?

A phrase commonly used by older brothers who do not have good comebacks to what their younger sisters have said, for their sisters are more intelligent than them.

Sister: Your such an idiot sometimes!
Brother: Sorry you're a what?
Sister: Arghh!

by littlesister1810 January 24, 2011

shorty

Now turned again to be gender-neural so it can mean a male who a girl finds sexy and attractive.

"Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them" from Kitty Pryde's song "okay cupid" May 2012.

by savante July 8, 2012

I'm sorry

A phrase that girls use way to much, and usually for dumb reasons

Guy:Hey
*one minute later*
Girl:I'm sorry that I didn't text back faster
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Guy:Hows it going
Girl:I'm ok
Guy:Ok
Girl:I'm sorry
Guy:For what
Girl:I don't know
Guy:@##%*@#@*?????!!!

by Republican🇺🇸 May 30, 2020

sorry

a really funny nerf herder song

Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your party
Sorry I drank up all the Bacardi
Sorry I puked up on your bedspread
Sorry I wanted to be your boyfriend again

What can I do?
It's over it's over it's over it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

Sorry I saw you and I heard birds sing
Sorry I touched you and I heard bells ring
Sorry I jacked off outside of your window
While you were sleeping, I thought you'd never know
Sorry I showed up at your wedding
Sorry I tried so hard to get in
Sorry I screwed up your picture
Sorry I had sex with your sister

What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your dinner
Sorry I said those things to your father
Sorry I crashed through your window on acid
Sorry I made a mess
Sorry I bled to death

What can I do?
It's over it's over it's over it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

by lola93 November 15, 2004

shorty

big ass'd bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh

dat shorty is fiinnneee.

by amdizzle and kdizzle February 19, 2008

shorny

a person who is short and horny; normally a male

Ryan, who is 4'9'', is one shorny kid.

by Brownlee April 21, 2008