The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009
Get the sloppy split secondsmug. A band which calls themselves punk rock while in reality they are just a bunch of idiots iding on unicorns and chasing rainbows.
THE ARE NOT A BOYBAND!
These 4 Australian dorks also save the lives of a shitload of people every single day.
THE ARE NOT A BOYBAND!
These 4 Australian dorks also save the lives of a shitload of people every single day.
by Smutty Penguin June 18, 2015
Get the 5 Seconds of Summermug. A mispronunciation of Kim Jong-Il, usually resulting from a font where the uppercase I and lowercase L are identical making the "il" look like the Roman numeral II. Surprisingly not yet used by Bush, although it's only a matter of time.
by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ January 4, 2004
Get the Kim Jong the Secondmug. A "romance" you have in the virtual world of Second Life while playing the game.It is kind of like having a more interactive facebook or myspace relationship.
by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015
Get the Second Life romancemug. To have such dexterity in your hand and fingers that you can bring a woman to orgasm in fourteen seconds.
"Did you see that guy on Malaysia had talent? He was manipulating those circles with just his fingers. I bet he could bring a girl to orgasm with those 14 second fingers!"
by eolivine April 3, 2015
Get the 14 Second Fingersmug. "It was cool for about five seconds before it got boring."
"I've only seen about five seconds of that movie."
"Dude, I'll be there in about five seconds, alright?"
"I've only seen about five seconds of that movie."
"Dude, I'll be there in about five seconds, alright?"
by Metar April 21, 2007
Get the about five secondsmug. When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.
Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.
by Chika March 30, 2010
Get the sloppy shopping secondsmug.