scoop and floff

The act of farting into your hand, and ka-me-ha-me-ha into your significant others face while they not expecting it. You can also use a blanket or other forms to transfer the fart to their face.

I was laying in bed with my with my fiance the other night and scoop and floffed him and he threw up..

by Lawndragon January 4, 2018

Scoop

Scottish slang: to punch

That junkie call me a goth so I Scooped him a belter

Dont get wide or I'll scoop you

by Doofen_schmirtz August 23, 2018

Scoom

A 'scoom' is an expression, noun, or a verb - involving something out of the ordinary.

"Scoom" or "Scoomi" are expressions typically used in place of "Excuse me?" or "Hmm?"

"Scoom?" Deucey expressed, having walked into a room full of garbage.

Look at those guys over there scoomin' around the parking lot.

Bunch of scooms hanging out at the skate park

by StrangeDeucey July 9, 2023

hot scoops

A very large male ginger porn star. He is the founder of the "hot gravy scoop" sex move.

When I grow up, I want to be just like hot scoops.

by ben14slimjim June 29, 2011

The frito shit scoop

While having butt sex take a skechers box place it on her vagina and take a drum stick and beat It as hard as you can then proced to piss on her and tell her to drink it after that take a shit across her face and drag it down to her butthole rub it in then take a frito chip stick it all up in the bitches asshole then make her eat the chip

We just did the frito shit scoop

by Chawk111111 July 18, 2010

scoop

what ice cream comes in

when in doubt, patrick star goes 4 a scoop of ice cream

by unusu-al November 8, 2003

scoop de poop

based off of kanye west’s new hit single, lift yourself, scoop de poop refers to a crooked penis that when performing anal sex, will scoop de poop out of your bum hole

“I did anal last night and his penis scooped de poop out of me!”

“he has such a scoop de poop penis!”

by scoopdepoop June 5, 2018