QWERTY Syndrome

The syndrome of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm into the search bar. (AKA EXTREME BOREDOM)

We have QWERTY Syndrome.

by Buddy010.9 December 23, 2016

Moderator syndrome

The effect of being in a moderator echo chamber for so long you can only see people in two groups:

Those who suck up to you and assholes.

Large snorlax is currently arguing with people on twitter with his moderator syndrome in full effect. Poor his block list.

by Le Ender December 4, 2018

DeVos syndrome

Uncontrollable, bowl-shattering diarrhea in which some of the poop and/or poop-tainted water sprays out of the bowl because of the force involved.

Do not go in the bathroom. I have DeVos syndrome and there is shit everywhere.

by Irritable Bowels December 8, 2018

Sotarks syndrome

The Sotarks syndrome describes the habit to listen to a song just to hear if you can create a osu beatmap with "1-2 patterns" in it.
The name is based on the mapper Sotarks, who is very well known for his "1-2 patterns" in the rythm game osu.

I have the Sotarks syndrome. I can't stop searching for fitting songs.

by CircleClicker82 November 7, 2018

Cereal Syndrome

When you are around someone so much that everything they do pisses you off. Reguardless of how petty it is, up to and including the way they eat their cereal.

Man I must have Cereal Syndrome because everything Kevin does pisses me off. Look at the way he’s eating his cereal!!!!

Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.

by Thundercock 5000 March 8, 2019

ammavan syndrome

The thought among middle-aged (or near middle-aged) men that, what they thinks/knows is will/only be the right.

His father is suffering from ammavan syndrome

by klingklong August 11, 2018

GCSE syndrome

When you are told so often about your gcses and what you need for them that you tend to spew random facts in inappropriate scenarios. Gcse syndrome also means you understand memes that otherwise make no sense.

Friend "bro i wanna jump off a cliff"
You "yeah i wanna do an eva smith"
Friend "bruh you got a serious case of gcse syndrome there"

by Speccy_nerd_xoxo November 9, 2019