light switch

A very small penis, usually belonging to someone of Vietnamese descent.

Wow, Tri is like a Light switch down there.

DAAAAAAAAAAMN GIRL, his dick was so little it looked like a light switch.

The Right switch may be rittle, but you riked it a rot.

by rittle redhead October 18, 2008

Mecca switch

A function that, when activated in a database, is a "smoke and mirrors" device to make features on a site appear to be nonexistent to the computer-clueless. Originally named for Mecca Marsh, hall director of Potomac Hall at James Madison University from 2000 to 2003. The term was first used in reference to menu items on The Schumin Web.

A: What happened to your page about (whatever)?
B: Oh, it's still there. I Mecca switched it, though, because my friend didn't approve. It'll be back on there before too long.

by Ben Schumin November 25, 2003

bratty switch

Minatozaki Sana

#SANA: bratty switch rights!

by geycrocs February 11, 2020

The Switch

The switch is when the Random Scale is turned over. The Random is on the right side of the scale, the Right is on the left side of the scale, neutral stays the same.

eg. Sandy is a "Right" person but she wants to "fit in" with a group of "Random" ppl. So a person in the random group says: "I like pants!" (lafs heard all around) and sandy's reply is : "Yeah! especially when they're cotton!" (SILENCE) Random peron: Riiiight. The system has switched.
(note) there is a rare occasion where a right person is successful. But if not, they are called Try-hard random

by *WiCkeD* March 22, 2005

The Switch

A term that defines a boyfriend/girlfriend that is on and off with another over a period of time.

Before that bitch could have sex, she had to turn off the switch...Then it was time to get down to business.

by Stevie Y November 2, 2004

b-switch

someone who is quick, good at playing basketball, and also has a music talent! this person is respected by alot of people and they are very funny!

an example of B-switch would be a great drummer!

by L.B July 10, 2006

The Switch

This is when Joe Jacobs plans to switch from the Marcantels to the Wetherbeas in a swift manner. Procreating with each of these fine Lumen Christi's. Althoguh this is dreamt about, the only man to pull this off is the one and only Carl A. Gerstacker of Albion College. The man, the myth, the legend. "I was drunk"

"I pulled the switcharoo"

by Switcher February 24, 2009