shopping window

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

It only took mindy a shopping window of two weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010

stepping into the breach

n. to promptly satisfy a friend's acknowledged and intense proclivity for anal sex after the dissolution of (or during a break in) their relationship with a lover/partner/spouse

"Look, we all know how much Consuela likes to get her booty banged; the way I see it, if Yaron ends up dumping her, I'm stepping into the breach."

by C of M August 30, 2008

stoppin' at da curb

When a woman (or man) doesn't swallow ejaculate while performing fellatio.

My bitch is always stoppin' at da curb. She always spits that shit out.

by Mary Goodfellow September 22, 2006

stepping in dog shit

Jack Day

Jack Day found himself stepping in dog shit again

by UBHRFCdogshitsocial October 28, 2013

shopping

the act of smoking buds. it makes for a good code word when speaking around your parents.

by Conquistador May 3, 2003

blitzkrieg shopping

A fast paced shopping spree (likely in a mall) often involving large purchases and "lightning quick" movements from store to store.

Adam won't settle for slow paced purchasing - he prefers "blitzkrieg shopping."

by Michigan Debate Institutes August 12, 2005

Yard stomping

It is the act of one person laying on their stomach taking a shit. Then a second person stomps said shit back into person one.

A sexual act popular with both heterosexual and homosexual couple

"That fag looks like he is into yard stomping"

"yo that bitch shawnique? Shes a freak! Hoe likes her fucking yard stomped"

by Ignatius Reilly October 17, 2008