smoked stupid

When someone has been smoking weed for so long that their stoner haze doesn't wear off when their high wears down anymore. They are just that dumb/slow all the time.

Stoner while not high: Duuuuuude, where did you put the peanut butter???

Roommate 1: Uh, it's in your hand.

Stoner: Ohhhh yeahhhhh, huhuhhuhuhuhuh.

Roommate 2: (shakes head), man, he is smoked stupid. I remember back in the day when he used to be totally normal.

Roommate 1: Yeah. BEFORE college.

by offya January 3, 2012

smoke Jesus

A joint rolled with a piece of paper from the Bible and the filter is a thicker piece of paper also from the Bible.

Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.

Don’t just smoke weed smoke JESUS

by Jxhnny_Gxddamn August 6, 2019

to smoke beer

Usually means using cigarettes to inhale beer.
Putting a hole in a beer container then putting a cigarette in there and smoking from where you would normally drink.
This is basically considered a drug and I highly advice against doing it because you can develop asthma and get nasty infections.

- Yo, want to smoke beer?
-Sure. Give me a cig.

by Tartaluta June 19, 2021

smoke palace

The Largest Kentucky Head shop selling all smoking accessories

Man I can't wait to go to Smoke Palace today

by Smokepalace January 1, 2017

smoked rim

The act of sucking a persons dick after taking a fat rip from a vape and having it come out it circles looking like a smoked rim on a whiskey glass

Emily gave Johnathan and fat smoked rim

by I’m Coolio brooooo May 30, 2023

Puffin Smoke

When someone is being inauthentic, a straight up faker or when someone is constantly talking smack they can't back up.

Don't even sweat it man, that dude is only puffin smoke.

by Alfonzo Carlton December 5, 2014

Smoking Minnows

Smoking Minnows is a band from Buffalo, NY. Founded in 2006, they are quickly becoming one of the best bands to come out of the "All America City"

Did you catch the Smoking Minnows show?

by SpazOEZ March 30, 2009