grand slam

actually fucking dying from alcohol/drugs

Tad: dude i think Chad hit a fucking grand slam!
Brad: should we take him to the hospital?
Tad: nahhh, let him enjoy it, it might have just been a home run
RIP Chad

by ongekyume September 16, 2019

Lumberjack Slam

The female participant is laying completely nude, face down, and is handcuffed to each of the four bed posts.
The male stands nude on the bed located between the females feet with a full erection. He raises his hands and shimmies his fingers about(Representing tree limbs and leaves) and Shouts, "TIMBER!" After shouting, he falls(belly flop style) face first into the back of the female firmly planting his fallace into the females anal canal. This maneuver is done with the female laying face down to heighten the level of surprise. Attempt at your own risk! This can leave your man parts in tatters if done incorrectly.

This maneuver was invented while dining at Dennie's and tested later that evening.

I gave Astronut one wicked Lumberjack Slam! That kid won't be walking for a month!

by Sasquatch Alpha and ColBeck April 27, 2005

Jelly Slam Pocket

a girls pussy when she has her period

Jill: "Lindes, who you hookin up with tonight?"
Lindes: "No one tonight, I have a jelly slam pocket"

by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008

poultry slam

sexual intercourse in the presence of chicken, duck, goose, indian peafowl, mute swan, pheasant and especially capon.

Martin couldn't get the foul smell of fowl out of his basement after the poultry slam.

by da_kube May 14, 2009

tarzan slam

Alternate name for carbonated non-alcoholic beverage. Soft drink. Pop. Coke.

Down that tarzan slam and let's get outta here!

What kind of tarzan slam do you like? I like Pepsi.

by joe_cool_187 December 4, 2009

full slam

when a guy and a girl hit all four 'bases' in one night. Usually starting off with kissing...and doing everything else leading up to sex.

Me 'n my girl hit a full slam on saturday night, we both had fun.

by Bruce March 13, 2004

Boatman slam

when a really fat loser has sex with an overly drunk woman. This usually occurs at fraternity parties, it is sometimes taped for fun

i gave that pirate-hooker the Boatman Slam last night!

by mike labarbara, chris johnson March 4, 2008