Simp

A guy who prioritizes hanging out with girls and forgoes fraternizing with the boys in hope of getting pussy from said girls who friendzone him. Commonly associated with the name Jordan.

"Yo, Fredrick hasn't been hanging out with us. What's going on?"

"He's being a simp over some chick he met."

by Jesus's Crackrocks April 8, 2020

Simp

A pathetic man who overvalues a woman. Total Scott move.

Look at Scott simping over Tess.

by mbimpersonator June 27, 2020

Simp

That nigga Edgar V.

guy #1: bruh you heard of that nigga Edgar?

guy #2: of course I have. THAT NIGGA'S A SIMP!

by B3n_D0ver March 9, 2020

simp

Anyone named Drew is a simp

Person 1: "Drew is such a simp"
*insert simp card*

by mikewazouski March 25, 2020

Simp

A man who will do anything he has to do to get a smell of the female genitalia

Ross colgan is a simp

by Ben rooney youngfella March 15, 2020

simp

Blackout

Dude you're just like blackout!
Who is that?
A huge fucking simp! KEKW

by tawz March 20, 2020

Simp

Someone who’s name is Abram

Abram is a simp at school

by Osoisthebest March 11, 2020