A person that is so 1337 in every way that it is rumored that people in forums worship him. If you happen to see him in person you will probably have an aneurysm and die because his coolness is rumored to do that.
"Steve saw Shifty yester day and died because of the coolness."
"I want to see Shifty so bad, that I don't care if I die."
"All hail Shifty, our new world leader!"
"I want to see Shifty so bad, that I don't care if I die."
"All hail Shifty, our new world leader!"
by mKong July 20, 2004
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A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.
Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!
by Funkychicken42 July 17, 2022
Get the Reality Shifting mug.Person A: Did you see that guy shove 400 BBs with a flush draw?
Person B: Yeah, shifty stuff right there.
Person B: Yeah, shifty stuff right there.
by A-rondo March 30, 2010
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Get the Power shift mug.The moment during a particular sporting event, particularly table tennis when the god of momentum makes a stark decision as to who he wants to win. If he chooses the opposing player this is defined as a momentum shift and is crucial in defining the outcome of the match.
Sam: 'you're so lucky, you didn't deserve that point at all'!
Will: 'thats a definite momentum shift-the god has sided with me'!
Will: 'thats a definite momentum shift-the god has sided with me'!
by Will Oakeshott December 11, 2011
Get the Momentum Shift mug.1 of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduling. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that A-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probably because B or C shift showed up.
Person 1: "Thank god B-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
Person 2: “A-shift is God’s gift to man kind!”
Person 2: “A-shift is God’s gift to man kind!”
by Chief Benjamin Franklin March 7, 2020
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